The Bollard Bulletin: June 18, 2024
Breaking Cartoon Tuesday News: Bollardhead has been shot!
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
We’re getting new details this morning on the February 2006 shooting at the Eastland Park Hotel, where Bollardhead had been drinking and carousing. Unconfirmed sources report Bollardhead was shot by an assassin multiple times, but was saved by his incredible skull and is counterattacking using the Israeli martial art Krav Maga. Stay tuned for an update next Tuesday!

MUSIC
Coppersmith Tavern & Table
Don Campbell (country)
6 p.m., no cover (all ages)
Flask Lounge
Open DJ night
8 p.m., no cover (21+)
Gritty McDuff’s
Travis James Humphrey (country, rock, pop)
6 p.m., no cover (all ages)
Henry’s Public House
King Kyote (indie folk and rock)
7:30 p.m., no cover (all ages)
Maine Craft Distilling
East Bayside Bluegrass Collective
7 p.m., no cover (21+)
Merrill Auditorium
The Portland Symphony Orchestra presents “Rise Up: An Exploration of Identity and Queer Voices”
7:30 p.m., $12-$99 (all ages)
The Porthole
Chase Jobe & The Runnin’ Kind
6 p.m., no cover (all ages)
Portland Lobster Co.
Ron Gill Band
6:30 p.m., no cover (all ages)
THE CLUB GUIDE IS ALWAYS OPEN!
PERFORMING ARTS
Balderdash Academy performs an “Improv Jam” at The Hill Arts (76 Congress St., Portland) at 7 p.m. Tix: $10-$14 (all ages, benefits Hill Arts). 347-7177. thehillarts.me.
Comedy open mic at Blue Portland Maine (650 Congress St., Portland) at 9:30 p.m. Free (all ages). 774-4111. blueportlandmaine.com.

HAPPENINGS
West End Picnic and Concert featuring music by the Maine Middle Eastern Ensemble, sponsored by the City of South Portland at Redbank Pavilion (95 MacArthur Circle W, South Portland) from 6-7:30 p.m. Free. southportland.gov.
The Portland Sea Dogs play the Richmond Flying Squirrels at Hadlock Field (271 Park Ave., Portland) at 6 p.m. Tix: $17-$21. 874-9300. portlandseadogs.com.